about alanna.

I am a TV producer turned Social Media Creator.

Which is fucking weird.

After years of actively mocking influencers, there's nobody more shocked than me that I am publicly displaying my own personal thoughts and emotions through this medium. Sometimes it keep me up at night.

Why do I do it? Is it the thousndas of men in my comments who polietly ask that I stay in the kitchen and keep my mouth closed? Believe it or not, no. It’s the women.

Through doing this I have learned, I am not alone in my thoughts, and now, neither are you.

When I started posting online, I tried to never get personal. I spent my career telling people that if they want to be successful on a television show, they need to be raw and honest. So I decided to do that. Reluctantly. Now, happily. But if it were up to me, I'd be living on a farm, churning butter, and writing about my shitty husband in a Moleskine until one day I snap, cut dick his off, and end up serving life in prison.

Kidding.

I would get away with it. Obviously.

I love doing this because what I post embodies everything I give a damn about - the art of expression, love, making people laugh, and FOOD. I will always speak my mind, even at my own expense.

P.S. If you ever wanna hear my real voice and more, I host a podcast called Recipe for Crazy.

xo,